What's that coming over the hill?

If you haven't noticed. I like to shock people.

The things I do and say are all for the reaction of others. I like to do things that will get a negative response from others which I think comes from my obsession with being popular or 'famous'. I like to shock people with the things I do and say... and nine times out of ten people are gobsmacked.

For example... When England lost to Germany, I placed and England flag outside my window that read 'Fail'. Also, during the England vs USA game. I decided to parade around town wearing a USA flag as a cape. I like the negative responses I get from people and also the fact that people have noticed me. I like to rebel against the majority, have done for all my life.

In conclusion... I'm a messed up child.

I'm ready for my close-up.