You know what I hate?

I'll tell you what I hate...

The way people walk in flip flops.
People who blast music such as '50 Cent' or 'Eminem' out of their cars, your not cool.
Couples who sit on the same side of the table when there is no one on the other side.
People who camp outside a book store to get the newest Harry Potter book.
People who drink directly out of the milk bottle.
People who moan they have an 'A' but wanted an 'A*'.
Noisy eaters.
People who take pictures of themselves holding alcohol to look cool. You don't look 'cool' you look desperate.
Women who wear jewelry that clinks and clacks.
Frank in Shameless, he resembles everything I hate.
PeOpLe WhO tAlK lIkE tHiS
People who post status' on Facebook involving fags or alcohol. Seriously, you don't look any cooler.
Wobbly tables in exams.
Really bad transvestites.
Tangled earphones.
When biscuits fall into your tea (orother hot beverage).
When ice cream drips out of the bottom of the cone.
People who are depressed all the time. Yeah, its called suicide.
Aeroplane food.
Foot cramp. Ouch.
Chasing after ping pong balls.
Window cleaners who insist on you paying them when you didn't ask them to clean your windows.
People who overuse quotes from films or TV (like Mean Girls for example).
Double barrelled first names. Especially when its 'May' or 'Leigh'
When you can't tell if someone is male or female.
When the bath is too hot.
Singing/flashing greeting cards.
When my mum sings in a nigerian accent to 'Rudeboy' by Rihanna.
Couples that say: 'We're pregnant.' Yeah, I'm sure both of you are.
People who describe themselves as 'random'.
People who put tomato sauce on everything.
Trevor McDonald
People who ask me for advice, but end up doing the complete opposite.
Little children being the centre of attention.
People aking too many questions.
When people correct my grammer.
Waiters that come two seconds after starting your meal asking if everything is OK?
When people say: 'I'm like Marmite, you either love me or you hate me' No, actually, your a cunt.
'Bus Songs' You know what I mean . . .
People who sign into MSN constantly so messages pop up on my computer like: 'You smell'
The halarious bastards who press the traffic light button to stop the traffic, even though they don't need to cross the road.
When people ponder over if the chicken or the egg came first.
People who laugh and accedently dribble.
Kate Nash.
People who fart and smell it after.
Someone hoovering when your watching TV.
Loan and Debt adverts during daytime TV.
The stupid people on The Jeremy Kyle Show.
People that draw dicks everywhere, and they dont even look like dicks.
Keith Lemon's voice.
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.
Things being 99p and not getting your penny back.
People who ask to 'borrow' 10p and you KNOW your never gonna get it back.
Sunday Dinners.
People who scream who they think is the 'killer' halfway through a horror film.
If someone called Simon calls their child Simon Junior.
People who go off something because it's become 'mainstream'.
Screaming kids.
When you ask 'Wuu2?' when your on Msn. Take a guess, Im on msn.
People trying to be individual.

Rant over...
I'm not a hateful person all of the time. I just need to express my dislikes.
I love you all.