I ACTUALLY HATE MOST BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I hate the fact that Rice Krispies' main selling point is that vile little sound they insist on making. If I wanted that sound echoing around my kitchen I would employ hundereds of dogs to sit around my house licking themselves because that, my love, is what it sounds like. There is actually no need. It's just a waste of sound energy. So basically, shut up and just do your job. Sit there in my milk. Silently. I also really dislike the fact that there are now no toys in cereal. What do Kellogs actually think they're doing? The toy was the reason most kids wanted the cereal. It was the same every week. You used to go to the supermarket, kick and scream for the cereal you wanted and then get the toy and not eat the cereal. It was mega lolz.
I also hate Star Trek fans...
Or 'Trekkies' as they prefer to be called. Especially the ones that get too into it and change their religion to 'Jedi'. You know what? Why don't you go and get a socially acceptable hobby and enter the real world before I take your 'limited edition' light saber and shove it up your hairy arsehole! These are the type of people that really annoy the life out of me. It's a film for goodness sake, it's fictional and we all know it's fictional, so why go and revolve a whole religion around it. I admit, Christianity may be a big lie but I know that a set of directors and SFX guys didn't sit there adding special effects to 'Noah's Ark'. Surely you can tell by the credits at the end of the film that it's fake and not real enough to make a religion out of. WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL ALIVE? You actually piss me off to my core. I hope the Queen sets a ban on all Sci-Fi movies, all of you will have nothing to live for. It's not like your actually going to go anywhere in the future. Unless the holy 'R2-D2' tells you to...
PISS OFF YOU ANNOYING CUNTS!
Rant over. I love you. Good night.
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