That boy is a hoxton hero.

Its back! Another list of things that really grind my gears...

Clingfilm... it sticks to itself when it feels like it and stresses me out.
Liverpool accents.
Oasis.
People that fight because of football, or any sport for that matter.
The fact men don't wear underwear under their kilts.
When my face falls into a certain pose when a camera is thrust infront of me.
When old aged pentioners give birth.
People who say 'comdom'. This type of people should not be living, let alone reproducing.
Old people who walk slowly infront of me in town.
People who talk in a baby voice.
When you thought it was 'just a fart'.
How specific dating sites are becoming: SingleMuslim.com for example.
When my dad watches 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and gets all the questions wrong.
Dappy.
Tulisa.
NDubz in general.
People who dedicate days to Call Of Duty.
Riddles. When am I ever going to need these in life, really?
The fact that Miley Cyrus looks like a horse, but only when she's Hannah Montanna.
The term 'children should be seen and not heard'. You shouldn't have conceived me then, cunt.
People who turn every conversation into a discussion about sex.
The 'snooze' button on alarms. Its evil and makes me late, a lot.
The fact I actually get scared when I don't send on chain letters.
The phrase 'That's What She Said'.
People who use the word 'Nom'. Please, grow up or get out of my life.
'404 Error' on computers. Please don't grace my computer screen again.
The fact my mother won't let me have a hamster, because my last one's eye fell out.

There may be a part three, if I can be arsed.