I've never been impressed by your friends from New York and London.

It makes me sad.
It makes me sad knowing that in a years time, we're all going to be split up and onto University.
It makes me sad that Christmas seems ages away.
It makes me sad that there's no new series' of Gavin and Stacey.
It makes me sad that George Orwell shot an elephant.
It makes me sad that Clare is always waiting for Henry.
It makes me sad when people leave their bathroom lights on in the day.
It makes me sad that people insist on saying 'Omnomnom' even though they're seventeen years of age.
It makes me sad knowing you don't feel the same.
That I'll never hold you.

You know what... I need to shut the hell up. It's not helping anything.

I want to be famous.
It annoys me that celebrities moan about cameras being shoved in their faces and the paparazzi are following them. Do you know what? I would actually love that. Its not even the money aspect. I would like to be famous even if there wasn't any money involved.
I like being noticed.
I like being talked about.
I like people hating me.
I like being opinionated.
I like getting up people's noses and in people's faces.
I may have said this before, but everything I do is tailored to shock and is well thought out to gain a reaction out of people. Nine point nine times out of ten... it works.

And I fucking love it.