Rock that body, come on, come on, rock that body.

I thought telling you would help get things off of my chest.
In reality, it's made me like you more.
I'm such a fail.

In the past week I've noticed what a horrible person I actually am. It's sick that I enjoy bitching to and about people, yet I still enjoy it. I also need to learn to get my head out of other people's business. It has nothing to do with me. Yet, I use most of the things I find out against people. I'll try and stop but I'm not promising anything.

I'm an attention craver, I crave people's attention.

I think recently I've been on my 'man blob'. I've been really short fused and find it fun at the moment to piss people off. I also find heaven in taking my frustrasion out on others. But at the end of the day, it's every man for himself...

The wheels on the bus.

School is beginning to drag.
As much as I love the place and all the people in it, some days it's just to much effort to drag myself out of bed. I mean seriously, we didn't even get study leave. I'm looking forward to saturday though. Lauren's should be good, especially due to the fact that me and Zara have taken the 'music festival' theme to a whole new level and are going as portaloos. I need a good old fashioned house party. Haven't been to one in about a week.

Good day.

What's that coming over the hill?

If you haven't noticed. I like to shock people.

The things I do and say are all for the reaction of others. I like to do things that will get a negative response from others which I think comes from my obsession with being popular or 'famous'. I like to shock people with the things I do and say... and nine times out of ten people are gobsmacked.

For example... When England lost to Germany, I placed and England flag outside my window that read 'Fail'. Also, during the England vs USA game. I decided to parade around town wearing a USA flag as a cape. I like the negative responses I get from people and also the fact that people have noticed me. I like to rebel against the majority, have done for all my life.

In conclusion... I'm a messed up child.

I'm ready for my close-up.

He rocks in the treetops all the day long.

Hello. My names Soppiness and here is where I make an all-star appearence.

I'm going to keep this short and sweet. You know how I feel. I tell you all the time and constantly bore you with the details. But you know what. I always look forward to the lesson I have with you because I know I'm going to see you there and when I do, I get mega butterflies. Your really special.

So, what about those octopus tenticles, eh?

They seem fun don't they. Imagine having eight long tenticles. That would be immense. I could do eight sets of ironing at the same time. Not that I do the ironing or anything else for that matter. I don't even make my bed. I'm obviously a spoilt only-child octopus with eight impressive tenticles*.

*(I had to think various times whilst writing the word 'tenticles' as on several occasions I wrote 'testicles' instead, which would have made this blog seem even weirder due to the fact that you can't iron with one testicle, let alone eight)

We live for the fame.

For once in my life, I actually don't have anything to moan about.

Obviously, I joke. I love a good old moan here and there, who doesn't? In one of my recent blogs, I unleashed the fact that I hated people who queued up for hours to await the release of the new Harry Potter book. So there I am, trotting through town as you do and what do I see? The biggest line I've ever seen in my life awaiting the sale of the newest iPod.

Oh dear.

I'm sure half the people who were in this line were actually meant to be at work, but called in 'sick' in order to gain the fourth installment of the Apple fail. I don't actually see the point in waiting hours on end to be 'one of the first' people to gain this new gadget. I mean, I could buy on two weeks after it had been released and bullshit to everyone saying I was one of the first to get it. You might aswell lie and not torture youself by standing in the middle of a shopping centre like twats. You know what, I love my first generation iPod, because I'm retro. I hope you get radiation poisioning from them. Obviously, this is meant in the nicest wat possible. Losers.

Before we finish...

I beleive I should mention Miss Lorna Marie Boyer because she is cool.

Rant over.

I'll never write a song, won't even sing along.

I love my friends. A lot.
So here's a soppy little blog that allows me to tell my friend how much they mean to me.

Zara Overton
I've known you for about six years and in this time you've been absolutely amazing. You've put up with my rants, comments, moodswings etc. and I love you for it. I've had some of the best times of my life with you:
- Both french trips in year eight and nine where I obviously didn't break your sunglasses and bury them in the sand so you didn't find out.
- Remember York? When we went out? I obviously touched you inappropriately.
- The year nine trip to Drayton Manor where you obviously prefered pandas and decided to orgasm over the fact in the line for the rapids.
- When you got me into trouble because I obviously made fun of Helen Ots.
- That time in the cinema when we went to see 'Prime' and I obviously didn't accidently spit coke in your face.
- The time at Butlins where we obviously didn't switch clothes and moon christians.
Ahh, Zara. Your a gem and even though your there all the way in Birmingham, I still love you all the same, if not more. I love the motivation you have towards education and I know your going to get into Cambridge. I would give everything I had to get you there, I know what it means to you. I love you, Zara.

Mollie Mathews
It feels like I've known you my whole life. I love the fact that we share the same sick sense of humour. I can't imagine life without a MollieMaffu. I love how open you are about certain areas of your life and you never fail to make my laugh until I bleed. By the way hun, I think you rock the 'ripped tights look'. Even though I've only known you almost a year, we've had some hilarious times like the guy at Bradgate that we convinced to wear Tasha's pants and the time we paraded around with USA flags. Ahh, good stuff. I love you Molliver.

Natasha Rose-Williams
So, I walk into 'Big Brothers and Sisters' and what do I see? Sick girl from Becca's party. You know what, she turned into one of my best friends. So now, I forgive you for getting us kicked out of that party. I can't beleive how quickly we became friends and now, your one of my best. You the best person ever to people watch with and you make me giggle so much. It's so nice to find someone who is just as harsh about people as I am. I love you loads Trash. Don't ever change. Tu es un etoille.

Fiona Lewitt
Year nine was really the year I got to know you and it sure was one of the best years of my life. When we went to the safari park and poked fun at the camel who went for the 'wet and dragging on the floor look' is a personal favourite memory of mine. Also that was the day me and you almost made Chelsea Hold sick on that ride whilst we talked about chilli con carne. Fiona, I love you lots. You mean so much to me, even though we don't go the same school anymore. We will be best friends for life, I'll make sure of it. Your actually not getting rid of me.

Paige Simmons
I like Miss Paige 'Millenium Green' Simmons quite a lot to be honest. In fact, I love her long time. It feels like I've know you for time but in fact, we only really met nine months ago. Either of us could have had a baby in that time. Not mentioning no names, ROSIE KEYWORTH. I love the little one liners you come out with, they make me laugh almost all day. Especially 'Dearzzz'. Paige, even though a little bird told me your obviously going to fail your GCSEs, I love you anyway and long time.


Okay, soppiness over. Take a look at the picture below if you wish.
YES JACK EDWARDS, THEY ARE YOUR BOXERS!

You know what I hate?

I'll tell you what I hate...

The way people walk in flip flops.
People who blast music such as '50 Cent' or 'Eminem' out of their cars, your not cool.
Couples who sit on the same side of the table when there is no one on the other side.
People who camp outside a book store to get the newest Harry Potter book.
People who drink directly out of the milk bottle.
People who moan they have an 'A' but wanted an 'A*'.
Noisy eaters.
People who take pictures of themselves holding alcohol to look cool. You don't look 'cool' you look desperate.
Women who wear jewelry that clinks and clacks.
Frank in Shameless, he resembles everything I hate.
PeOpLe WhO tAlK lIkE tHiS
People who post status' on Facebook involving fags or alcohol. Seriously, you don't look any cooler.
Wobbly tables in exams.
Really bad transvestites.
Tangled earphones.
When biscuits fall into your tea (orother hot beverage).
When ice cream drips out of the bottom of the cone.
People who are depressed all the time. Yeah, its called suicide.
Aeroplane food.
Foot cramp. Ouch.
Chasing after ping pong balls.
Window cleaners who insist on you paying them when you didn't ask them to clean your windows.
People who overuse quotes from films or TV (like Mean Girls for example).
Double barrelled first names. Especially when its 'May' or 'Leigh'
When you can't tell if someone is male or female.
When the bath is too hot.
Singing/flashing greeting cards.
When my mum sings in a nigerian accent to 'Rudeboy' by Rihanna.
Couples that say: 'We're pregnant.' Yeah, I'm sure both of you are.
People who describe themselves as 'random'.
People who put tomato sauce on everything.
Trevor McDonald
People who ask me for advice, but end up doing the complete opposite.
Little children being the centre of attention.
People aking too many questions.
When people correct my grammer.
Waiters that come two seconds after starting your meal asking if everything is OK?
When people say: 'I'm like Marmite, you either love me or you hate me' No, actually, your a cunt.
'Bus Songs' You know what I mean . . .
People who sign into MSN constantly so messages pop up on my computer like: 'You smell'
The halarious bastards who press the traffic light button to stop the traffic, even though they don't need to cross the road.
When people ponder over if the chicken or the egg came first.
People who laugh and accedently dribble.
Kate Nash.
People who fart and smell it after.
Someone hoovering when your watching TV.
Loan and Debt adverts during daytime TV.
The stupid people on The Jeremy Kyle Show.
People that draw dicks everywhere, and they dont even look like dicks.
Keith Lemon's voice.
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.
Things being 99p and not getting your penny back.
People who ask to 'borrow' 10p and you KNOW your never gonna get it back.
Sunday Dinners.
People who scream who they think is the 'killer' halfway through a horror film.
If someone called Simon calls their child Simon Junior.
People who go off something because it's become 'mainstream'.
Screaming kids.
When you ask 'Wuu2?' when your on Msn. Take a guess, Im on msn.
People trying to be individual.

Rant over...
I'm not a hateful person all of the time. I just need to express my dislikes.
I love you all.

She's got both hands, in her pocket.

I have to admit, the concept of university scares me.

Today at college we had to sign up to UCAS in order to apply for the univerities and courses we wanted to attend. It scared the life out of me. I don't really want to move away from Leicester, but theres not much to offer here. I'll miss my family, friend and basically the whole environment in which I've lived for the seventeen years of my life. I don't want to get any older. I like seventeen. Eighteen is crappy. The connotations that most people have of being eighteen is drinking, driving and having fun. All this is true, but it seems too old and it would mean that I would have to face the fact that I've grown up. I want to be Peter Pan and live in Neverland.

I don't want to grow up or mature. Meh.

You are being observed.

After this summer, I am actually going to miss Big Brother. A lot.

Like a lot of people do now, I actually despised the show up until series three. I loved series three because of the rich and poor divide. I didn't really take much notice in the fourth series but the obsession began after 'Fight Night' on BB5. After this, I was hooked and have been ever since. It actually seems like a really sad and shallow thing to say but I dreamt of entering Big Brother when I was old enough to apply. Then what do they go and do?

Cancel it!

Now my whole life plan has to change. Okay, that's a bit of an exaggeration but still, I would have enjoyed taking part in the audition process. Not to sound too big headed either, but even if I didn't make it to the final fourteen, I think I would have still made the shortlist. I beleive I'm everything a housemate should be; funny, confident, bitchy, caring, dramatic... I could go on.

Deep down I still think they might bring it back after ten years or so and make a massive thing about it's return. I live in hope. The more I watch this last series the more angry I get, which is kind of strange and may seem to people like border-line obsession. But at the end of the day, everyone has their dreams. It wasn't even the fact that people get 'famous' for a week or so. It actually looks like soooo much fun to be in that house. The fame would be a bonus though, but wouldn't be my main reason for taking part.

Speaking of Big Brother, I'm off to watch it now. I can't beleive Racheal got evicted.

Ah well, what a fail.

All the ducks are swimming in the water...

You know who you are. There's so much I want to say to you, but I'm terrified. I really don't want to keep pressuring you because I really don't want to fuck anything up. I've read various things you've wrote and I can see that you don't like to hurt people's feelings which makes me wonder that you may not be telling me exactly how you feel to save me from being hurt. I know you may need more time and I could give you all the time in the world, I just wouldn't want you worring about hurting me, I'm a big boy (even if I am rather immature now and again) and I can deal with it.

"Don't you think it's better to be extremely happy for a short while, even if you lose it, than to be just okay for your whole life?"
- Audrey Niffeneggar (The Time Traveler's Wife)

I'm just happy that you understood and that you were so kind and listened to all the soppy crap that came out of my mouth. The above statement is very true, I have been happy for the short while you've know, understood and talked over it with me. I wouldn't want you worrying about anything. I want you to be happy.

''I love you, always. Time is nothing."
- Audrey Niffeneggar (The Time Traveler's Wife)

Another one bites the dust...

SO YEAH!

I've started a blog. I'll probably use this space to rant about certain events, topics or people that piss me off. I tend to be very opinionated about things and like to express the views I have on certain things. Most of the time someone always ends up getting annoyed or upset due to the fact that I've offended them, but at the end of the day it's my opinion and people are going to have to live with it.

The link for my site may seem a little strange with the whole 'CheeseIsNotRandom' thing. But this is something that tends to annoy the life out of me. The silly children who seem to find cheese, llamas, socks, rainbows etc. 'random' actually annoy me to my core. It annoys me even more when the describe themselves as random when they could choose any other adjective.

The adjective 'prick' springs to mind.

I probably seem like a rather hateful person at this point. I'm actually not. I just prefer to express the things that annoy me, sometimes not in a very tactful manner. I am in fact, a very paranoid person. Especially when it comes to people who I care about. I continuously worry about texting people or talking to them on MSN incase they see it and think 'Ugh, it's him again, leave me alone' or I even just worry that people close to me will just randomly go off of me. I worry that the paranoia I behold will in fact make people drift away from me, which is ironically a very paranoid statement.

I have a lot of feelings going on at the moment. Love, for my friends and family. Worry, because I beleive you won't like me as much as I like you. And releif, because now you know, it's made it a whole lot easier for me.

Basically, monologue over.
I'm going to close my bedroom window, its freezing.

Goodnight.